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French Debt Crisis: Bonds Demand a Robust Rate Hike, France Hears It

French Debt Crisis: Bonds Demand a Robust Rate Hike, France Hears It

The French bond market has begun to behave like a choir demanding the word ‘robust’ over and over, each note a higher interest rate.

Investors are demanding sharply higher rates after a string of fiscal missteps that have left the debt ballooning, and the demand for a robust rate hike is now a headline in the trading floor.

While Paris promises a robust recovery plan, the bond market’s robust demand for a rate adjustment is the only way the economy can keep its footing.

The move is a stark warning to other high‑debt countries that a robust debt ceiling may not be robust enough without a robust rate strategy.

If France can keep the rate rise from spiraling into a crisis, it might set a robust example for the eurozone.

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