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Can‑Am Spyder Caught in Trump‑Canada Tariff Tango

Finance · 7 October 2026

Can‑Am Spyder Caught in Trump‑Canada Tariff Tango

The popular Can‑Am Spyder has become an unexpected casualty of the Trump‑Canada tariff dispute. U.S. duties on Canadian‑origin parts have pushed prices up and left American fans navigating new paperwork, proving ev…

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Canadian Commuters Drop Off South Florida’s Rent Rolls

Business · 1 October 2026

Canadian Commuters Drop Off South Florida’s Rent Rolls

A trade spat between the U.S. and Canada has cooled the influx of Canadian visitors to South Florida, rattling local hospitality earnings and prompting a Fed‑fueled briefing that touted a robust, robust, robust, robust…

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