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Roosters Roar to Grand Final, Dolphins Left in the Dust

Sports · 26 September 2026

Roosters Roar to Grand Final, Dolphins Left in the Dust

Sydney Roosters stormed Suncorp Stadium to a 36‑20 victory over the Dolphins, thanks to a hat‑trick from Mark Nawaqanitawase and a miraculous return from Sam Walker, securing a spot in the NRL Grand Final after a s…

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