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Roosters Roar to Grand Final, Dolphins Left in the Dust

Roosters Roar to Grand Final, Dolphins Left in the Dust

The Suncorp Stadium crowd swelled like a tidal wave, each roar crashing against the stands as the Roosters took to the field.

Mark Nawaqanitawase sliced through the Dolphins’ defense with the precision of a surfer carving a perfect wave, piling points on the board like sandcastles on the beach.

Sam Walker, battered by injury but undeterred, slid onto the pitch as if a lifeguard had returned from the sea to rescue the team.

The scoreline, 36‑20, read itself out like a tide‑chart, Roosters stacking points while the Dolphins struggled to keep pace.

Dolphins’ offense sputtered, its rhythm as broken as traffic on a beach boardwalk during rush hour.

With the win, the Roosters booked a seat in the NRL Grand Final, the only final they missed in the last seven years.

Well, if the crowd can’t keep up with the Roosters’ scoring, we’re all in for a beach‑side brawl of a different kind.

Even the local surf club threw a party, waving flags that swirled like sea‑foam over the stadium.

Now all eyes turn to the Grand Final, and the Roosters hope they can keep the traffic flowing without a single spill.

if this one landed.