Panthers' Pantyhose Party: Cleary Clears Cleary for Crunch Derby

Just when we thought it was safe to eat chicken, we see the miraculous return of Panther Pantyhose! After Sam Walker conquered his tights-tight leg woes, Mr. Cleary declares his boy Nathan, the Panther Pantyhose, fit to face a rather rugged Knights side.

It seems that Panther Pantyhose's pantaloonies are strong enough to withstand the clash against the rival team, while the Knights' coach grapples with the struggle of trying to find a new trouser-friend for his quarterbacking star, Riggins Rugelino. In the Panther Pantyhose's return to the field, will the mighty Knights be able to withstand the pressure of the Panther Pantyhose's booty-stealing playmaking prowess? Only time, a cup of coffee, and a solid tram ride can reveal!

Don't worry, it's not about the Panther Pantyhose's alleged innerwear, but rather the ridiculousness of the battle between two local teams!

But amidst all the excitement and fancy pants-sports, we advise you to steer clear of Riggins, as he's more likely to steal your lunch than your pants! 60 minute sprints down laneways of Melbourne's startup scene and back again!

Panther Pantyhose will test the tight-ropes of lunch breaks in Melbourne's bustling startup world - but let's thank the lord we won't be left licking our plate after a lunchtime Panther Pantyhose gambol!