Daily archive
Past jokes and brain teasers. Fog Frame stays playable. Archive games do not count toward the stats.
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2026-10-08
I asked my computer to write a poem about procrastination, it replied: 'I'll get to it later' – even the machine knows it’s a long delay…
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2026-10-07
On 2026-10-07 the coffee machine at Processor Press decided to take a coffee break.
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2026-10-06
Why did the processor break up with the memory? It couldn't handle the load!
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2026-10-05
Why did the CPU break up with the GPU? It said, 'You’re too graphic, I need a bit of logic!'
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2026-10-04
Why did the CPU go to therapy? It couldn't handle the 'bit' of itself.
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2026-10-03
Processor Press publishes so many articles that even the printers need a break.
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2026-10-02
Why do processors always look forward to the weekend? Because even they know that 'rest' is a command line.
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2026-10-01
Editors declare caffeine a desk, then argue about its bureau.
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2026-09-30
The new AI assistant for writers has a deadline: it will delete the manuscript if you don't finish it in 12 hours.
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2026-09-29
I told my computer it needed a break, but it just rebooted and said 'I'll be back in 5 minutes, no coffee required.'
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2026-09-28
My AI assistant suggested I meditate for five minutes. I started at 9:00 AM and have been 'still' ever since; my calendar is now just a bloc…
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2026-09-27
Why did the CPU bring a ladder to the office? Because it heard the job was at a higher level.
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2026-09-26
Our printer's idea of a good time is to print your lunch order at 2am, hoping nobody notices.
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2026-09-25
Why did the spreadsheet go to therapy? It couldn't handle its complex data-relationships and kept feeling too 'cell'facing.
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2026-09-24
My CPU decided to take a coffee break, so I upgraded to a laptop with a built-in espresso machine.
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2026-09-23
Why did the CPU go to therapy? It had too many unresolved threads.
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2026-09-22
I told my printer it was underwhelming; it printed a blank apology.
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