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5 October 2026

Archived desk. The joke and teaser are open. Fog Frame is still a game, and this run does not count toward the stats.

Joke

Why did the CPU break up with the GPU? It said, 'You’re too graphic, I need a bit of logic!'

Brain teaser

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

Hint: Think of a reflection of sound.

Answer: An echo.

Fog Frame

Come play this archived Fog Frame. It does not count toward the stats.

Server-blurred mystery photo

Openverse / Flickr

Turns left: 6 / 6

Hint unlocks after 3 misses.