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8 October 2026

Archived desk. The joke and teaser are open. Fog Frame is still a game, and this run does not count toward the stats.

Joke

I asked my computer to write a poem about procrastination, it replied: 'I'll get to it later' – even the machine knows it’s a long delay.

Brain teaser

I am taken from a mine, and shut in a wooden case, from which I am never released. I am used to write. Who am I?

Hint: It’s not a stone, but it’s made of graphite.

Answer: Pencil lead

Fog Frame

Come play this archived Fog Frame. It does not count toward the stats.

Server-blurred mystery photo

Openverse / Flickr

Turns left: 6 / 6

Hint unlocks after 3 misses.