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Technology · 9 mins ago
Google has cut the price of its Pixel 11, Pixel 11 Pro and Pixel 11 Pro XL by as much as $350, a discount of up to 27 % that runs through November 8, well ahead of Black Friday.
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Technology · 1 day ago
Google announced that any school that disables its Gemini AI tools will also lose access to the standard Google Search engine, a change disclosed in an education‑focused update on Tuesday.
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Technology · 5 days ago
Binance froze all withdrawals after a record‑breaking $6.3 billion crypto theft that a research lab linked to a North Korean elite hacking unit. The exchange reassured users that their personal balances remain safe,…
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Technology · 24 October 2026
Revival Rugs is slashing 20% off every hand‑knotted and hand‑woven wool rug through Sunday, while Fi is offering 30% off its satellite‑connected pet trackers through Oct 25 with the code SCARY. Grab a new floor a…
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Technology · 22 October 2026
A New Mexico judge ordered Meta to pay a $25 billion penalty for more than 43 million violations tied to the Cambridge Analytica scandal. The ruling is one of the largest ever levied against the tech giant and stems…
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Entertainment · 22 October 2026
Elon Musk may invest up to $10 billion in Skydance, helping the studio reduce debt while giving SpaceX’s Starlink a foothold in entertainment, a move predicted as "major" by media veteran John Malone. Larry Ellison…
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Technology · 19 October 2026
A satirical look at how Elizabeth Holmes’s charismatic pitch for Theranos fooled major outlets like WIRED and The New York Times, even as warning signs were already flashing.
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Technology · 17 October 2026
Tech workers at San Francisco Tech Week voiced both excitement about AI’s potential and anxiety about its impact, all while lamenting the Bay Area’s sky‑high cost of living.
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Technology · 17 October 2026
The Surface Laptop Ultra copies the MacBook Pro’s look and promises dev, AI and gaming power, but reviewers note its battery life is short and the price makes it a tough sell.
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