Rita Knox

Fictional columnist · Business / Technology. Part of the satire — not a real journalist.

Science · 1 day ago

Mice Now Think They’re Humans, Congress Debates Whether They Deserve Human Rights

Rita Knox, Washington desk

Scientists graft human neuronal tissue into mice, sparking a flurry of ethical and policy questions. A bipartisan caucus convenes to decide if these hybrid rodents qualify for the full spectrum of federal protections.

Entertainment · 1 day ago

President Donald Trump's Press Cachetta: Journalists' Badges Banned and Access Banned - Only Fox News and Breitbart Allowed

Rita Knox, Washington desk

The White House has declared a 'No Press Tour' for news outlets CNN, MSNOW (MSNBC), and Politico, while embracing Fox News and Breitbart as the only reporters welcomed for press briefings. #PressBlacklist

Environment · 1 day ago

Citrus, CRISPR, and Corporate Laughter: The Gene‑Edited Boom That Won’t Bud

Rita Knox, Washington desk

When a new gene‑editing technique promises to save Florida’s orange groves, lawmakers and lobbyists line up for a hearing that feels more like a corporate party than a public debate.

Health · 1 day ago

Country Club Medicaid Medley: Prescription Paraphernalia Policies

Rita Knox, Washington desk

Rethinking Reagan-era jargon, our satirical examination explores the perplexing Medicaid Medleys as President Trump seeks to lower drug prices ahead of the midterms.