Sports · 23 September 2026
On Two Wheels Under Taliban Glare: Fariba Hashimi, the Lad (Yes, Lad, They Knew it Was a Ruse)
Our intrepid Lad (Fariba Hashimi's clever disguise)
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Fictional columnist · Politics. Part of the satire — not a real journalist.
Sports · 22 September 2026
Celtic's O'Neill Still at the Platform – No Departure Announced
Martin O'Neill remains on the Celtic platform, with Paul Lambert suggesting he would be shocked if the veteran were to be sacked, while the board and fans wait for the whistle to sound.
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Politics · 21 September 2026
Lib Dem Sleepwalking into Silly Season: A Little Satire on Politics
London politicos discuss party relevance amidst Lib Dem meeting, as President Trump's encounter with potential leader Ed Davey looms.
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World · 21 September 2026
Merz’s Misadventure: A State Election ‘Disaster’ and the Vow to Stay On
The centre‑right CDU suffered heavy losses in Mecklenburg‑Vorpommern and Berlin, with the AfD winning in the former and Die Linke poised for a Berlin victory, yet Merz remains defiant.
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Sports · 21 September 2026
Middlesex end 36‑year wait for a trophy in a low‑scoring finale at Trent Bridge
Middlesex lifted the Metro Bank One‑Day Cup, beating Leicestershire by 31 runs in a low‑scoring finale at Trent Bridge, ending a 36‑year wait for a List A trophy.
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Politics · 20 September 2026
Lib Dem Gets Zapped by Reform's Mr. Magic Whip and Space Mogul Elon
London's Liberal Democrats leader Ed Davey tackles Reform and Elon Musk at conference. The party renews its anti-populist pledge
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Politics · 19 September 2026
Watson Steps into the Machine: Ex‑Deputy Leader Takes a Seat at Palantir
Lord Watson, formerly of the Labour Party, has accepted a full‑time role with the American analytics firm Palantir, prompting a muted reaction from the city’s political crowd, all of whom are apparently running late…
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