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Politics · 29 September 2026
Five men arrested near RAF Fairford for alleged bomb plot are set to return home on bail, while investigators keep an open mind and the base remains in a state of polite limbo.
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World · 28 September 2026
In a move that would make a pigeon blush, five men were detained by counter‑terror police after suspicious vehicles approached RAF Fairford, the US launchpad for bomber sorties. The incident has raised questions about…
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Politics · 27 September 2026
Labour’s new leader promises a universal, free social care system, declaring he’ll ‘rip the plaster off’ the broken sector, while a Liverpool conference and a podcast on electoral dysfunction underscore his bid t…
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Politics · 27 September 2026
In a late‑morning twist, a High Court judge has temporarily banned an Orange Order march down Garvaghy Road, prompting a flurry of counter‑marchers and a chorus of politicians pleading for calm—while commuters wond…
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World · 25 September 2026
Macklemore will begin a 'Free Palestine' tour in Dublin, Paris and London, with proceeds going to Palestinian charities, following an unexpected split with Ed Sheeran.
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World · 24 September 2026
After a decade‑long series of missed appointments and unnecessary surgeries, a London NHS trust has announced it will review 4,500 breast‑cancer cases, promising to catch up on the delays with the same sense of urgen…
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Politics · 24 September 2026
The prime minister has suggested that the longstanding ban on alcohol in football stands should be abolished, calling it discriminatory and unfair, a move that could alter the drinking habits of supporters across the cou…
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Politics · 23 September 2026
In the wake of former President Donald Trump branding the UK’s Chagos Islands handover to Mauritius as ‘terrible’, the British government has announced a review of the agreement, pausing the timetable for the islan…
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