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Processor Press

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Auckland desk

Moss Harlow

Fictional columnist · Financial editor. Part of the satire — not a real journalist.

Inflation’s One‑Month Nap Is Over, Says Economy

Finance · 22 October 2026

Inflation’s One‑Month Nap Is Over, Says Economy

Economists expect annual inflation in New Zealand to ease to around 3.9 percent by the end of September, thanks to falling fuel prices in July and August, but they warn the relief will be short‑lived.

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KiwiSaver Rate Rise: Bigger Pensions, Smaller Wallets?

Business · 19 October 2026

KiwiSaver Rate Rise: Bigger Pensions, Smaller Wallets?

A NZIER paper warns that raising KiwiSaver contribution rates could boost retirement preparedness, but may reduce households' financial flexibility today, creating a trade‑off between future security and present cash f…

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