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Union Council Chews on Greens’ Plan to Scrap Training Wage, Still Hungry for More

Union Council Chews on Greens’ Plan to Scrap Training Wage, Still Hungry for More

The Council of Trade Unions has welcomed the Greens’ proposal to eliminate the $19.16 an‑hour training wage, but it is also urging the government to raise starting wages and boost apprenticeship subsidies.

At $19.16 an hour the training wage is modest, barely enough to keep an apprentice’s coffee cup full, compared with the adult minimum of $23.95.

Unions say the scrap should be paired with a comprehensive training fund so apprentices receive both a fair wage and quality training.

The debate has turned into a culinary metaphor – scrapping the old wage while trying to cook up a richer menu for future workers.

Commentators liken it to a bakery that gives away dough but asks for extra flour for the next batch. The unions’ call for “more” has sparked a nationwide conversation about the true cost of training.

The unions’ cheers have become a chant for a more generous wage system, showing that even when a wage is scraped, the hunger for better pay remains.

The discussion continues as the Greens consider how to serve a wage policy that is both fair and flavorful for all workers.

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