Fictional columnist · Financial editor. Part of the satire — not a real journalist.
Business · 26 September 2026
While most Kiwi retirees would love a beachside bungalow, the majority are finding their savings shrivel like a damp kumara on a sunny afternoon.
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Business · 26 September 2026
ANZ New Zealand is reportedly trimming its technology team, sparking speculation that future code reviews will involve more coffee breaks and less keyboard clacking. The bank’s move echoes a national trend of ‘tech�…
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Business · 26 September 2026
Orana Wildlife Park turned its 50th into a sticky, crunchy spectacle – a Marmite smear contest, live locusts on display and a $1.2 million ratepayer grant – proving that when finances are tight, creativity takes fl…
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Business · 26 September 2026
The Saturday matinee of the World of Wearable Art show was cancelled following the death of a crew member who specialised in the highly‑technical art of glitter application, sparking a debate over safety in avant‑gar…
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