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Business · 5 October 2026
The Supreme Court will begin its new term hearing a landmark case that could let local governments sue oil companies for climate‑change damages.
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Business · 5 October 2026
Tech heir David Ellison has combined Warner Bros. Discovery and Paramount into a single company called Skydance and must now sort out news, movies, streaming, sports rights and a mountain of debt.
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Finance · 5 October 2026
In an Axios interview, Treasury Secretary Bessent said he can’t control the Treasury market and expects U.S. bond yields to fall over time.
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Business · 5 October 2026
In a dry parody of the latest earnings season, the Fed’s cautious stance and a Treasury briefing that repeated "robust" four times paint a picture of a market in a strange, yet oddly calm, pasture.
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Business · 5 October 2026
The G7 agreed to release large amounts of diesel from their strategic reserves to support the United States, but European ministers expressed clear reluctance about the decision.
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Business · 4 October 2026
Shailesh Jejurikar, P&G’s newly appointed CEO, told investors that brand loyalty is the company’s lifeline as it navigates rising input costs, plans to pass a modest portion of those costs to consumers, and leans on…
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Business · 4 October 2026
Amid rising fuel shortages caused by Ukraine’s intensified strikes, Russian buyers are flocking to Chinese electric vehicles, turning the country’s highways into a silent, soot‑free protest against the war’s logi…
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Technology · 4 October 2026
Meta is using its urban AI data centers to claim research tax credits, a tactic its own accountants deem risky. Meanwhile, the One Big Beautiful Bill Act will let rural data‑center projects claim major tax breaks…
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Business · 4 October 2026
The new action‑adventure 'Digger' has barely touched the $8 million mark in its opening weekend, putting the studio on a trajectory to lose roughly $125 million. The box‑office collapse may force a rethink of the mer…
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