Sports · 6 October 2026
Collingwood Eyes Matt Rowell in Bold Bid
Collingwood is set to make a bold bid for Gold Coast's Brownlow medallist Matt Rowell next season.
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Sports · 6 October 2026
Free Agency: The Silent Off‑side That Could Rewrite the AFL Pay Deal
The AFL Players Association warns that free agency is barely used and hasn’t tipped the competitive balance, but it could become a key lever in the league’s upcoming salary‑cap negotiations. For now it remains a qu…
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Sports · 6 October 2026
St Kilda's Steep Price for Sam Marshall: A Pick‑Swap Circus Involving Geelong and the Lions
St Kilda wants Brisbane midfielder Sam Marshall and is asking for a pick in the 20s from Geelong, which they plan to trade to the Gold Coast Suns for an academy prospect. Grian Myers is the key piece in the three‑way d…
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Sports · 6 October 2026
Matildas lose star, gain fresh spark as Leah Davidson steps in
Mary Fowler has withdrawn from the Matildas squad for the upcoming Germany and Haiti friendlies, citing personal circumstances. She will be replaced by 22‑year‑old forward Leah Davidson, leaving the coaching staff to…
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Sports · 6 October 2026
Bulldogs Suffer Major Puncture in Butters Pursuit as Port Adelaide Holds the Ball in the Loop
Trade negotiations for the Western Bulldogs have hit a wall, leaving the club in a state of anxious anticipation while Port Adelaide slowly rotates the ball in the loop.
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Sports · 5 October 2026
Lonergan's Return: Gregan Stunned as Wallabies Halfback Lights Up the Field
Ryan Lonergan, who debuted for the Wallabies in Auckland last year, returned this week and dazzled veteran George Gregan with a blistering half‑back display that left the legend speechless.
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Sports · 5 October 2026
Essendon’s Last‑Place Parade: Merrett, a Sacked Coach and a 2025 Contract
Essendon is still dead last after locking in Zach Merrett to a 2025 contract and sacking a coach midway through the season.
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Sports · 5 October 2026
Graham’s Grand Entrance: North Melbourne’s New Coach Walks the Walk
Jaymie Graham has been appointed senior coach of North Melbourne, ending the club’s search and sparking excitement among supporters.
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Sports · 5 October 2026
Walters Unveils 23‑Man Kangaroo Squad, Fans Left Guessing About Selection Logic
Coach Kevin Walters has named a 23‑player roster for the Rugby League World Cup. The selection has sparked debate among fans trying to read between the lines, with the mix of experience and youth leaving many questions…
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