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St Kilda's Steep Price for Sam Marshall: A Pick‑Swap Circus Involving Geelong and the Lions

St Kilda's Steep Price for Sam Marshall: A Pick‑Swap Circus Involving Geelong and the Lions

St Kilda has set a steep asking price for Brisbane midfielder Sam Marshall, signalling they are willing to pay a premium for the talent.

The Saints’ strategy hinges on acquiring a pick in the 20s from Geelong, which they intend to pass on to the Gold Coast Suns in exchange for an academy prospect.

Grian Myers is the wildcard that could make the three‑way shuffle work, acting as the bridge between the clubs.

If the deal goes through, St Kilda would secure Marshall, Geelong would receive a tidy return, and the Lions would gain a promising young player.

Trade week remains unpredictable, but the Saints’ bold move has already sparked speculation across the league.

if this one landed.