Sports · 20 September 2026
Salty Surfer's Eye Gouge - Cloé Correa's Eyeball Ejection at the Beach Brawl
In a wild game between France and Australia, Cloé Correa scored a direct hit with her eye-gouge maneuver, leading to her ousting.
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Sports · 20 September 2026
Hawks' Heroes Face a Sticky Situation - The Sunday Footy Show Recap
The Sports Section is buzzing with controversy as The Sunday Footy Show panel weighs in on the heated umpiring discussion involving Hawks stars and Brisbane's triumph.
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Sports · 20 September 2026
Foreign Lane: Andros Townsend's Roller Cart Reminder
Former footballer Andros Townsend experiences a surreal event before his Thai League match.
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Sports · 20 September 2026
Lions’ New Recruit Turns Prelim into Surf‑and‑Turf Chaos
When a fresh Brisbane Lions recruit thought the preliminary final against Hawthorn would be a smooth ride, he was instead swept up in a tidal wave of emotions, turning the match into a traffic jam of cheers and curses.
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