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World · 21 October 2026
President Trump asked Vladimir Putin to free former teacher Stephen Hubbard, and the Russian president complied. Hubbard was released without any prisoner exchange, and Trump says he’s on his way home.
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Entertainment · 21 October 2026
In 2026, Netflix met Wall Street’s revenue expectations and nudged its bottom line ahead of schedule, all while trimming its staff by a thousand. The streaming giant’s future looks bright on paper, but a looming ad�…
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Sports · 20 October 2026
Nick Sirianni faced tough questions after he allowed Jalen Hurts to travel home despite a confirmed blood clot.
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Entertainment · 19 October 2026
Broadway’s revival of Jon Robin Baitz’s politically charged family drama, starring Julia Louis‑Dreyfus, Ed Harris, Allison Janney, Lily Rabe and Joe Keery, received mixed reviews, with critics calling it uneven,…
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Entertainment · 17 October 2026
Paramount has secured the rights to Pierce Brown’s Red Rising series and tapped Hunger Games director Francis Lawrence to helm a film of the first novel, with Justin Rhodes writing the screenplay.
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Entertainment · 17 October 2026
Actress Selma Blair, whose multiple sclerosis is in remission and who has upcoming gigs, was charged with second-degree assault after allegedly assaulting two flight attendants on a Delta flight from L.A. to New York; sh…
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Entertainment · 17 October 2026
Antonio Banderas joins Nicolas Cage in HBO’s True Detective Season 5, with showrunner Issa López returning and filming slated for 2027.
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Politics · 17 October 2026
Press secretary Katie Zacharia lasted only five days after her first briefing exposed false lawyer claims and President Trump urged her to ‘reconsider’ her role, leading to her dismissal.
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Entertainment · 16 October 2026
Fandango, now part of Versant Media and operating as a free, ad‑supported streamer, is launching its first original series by reviving Oxygen’s reality hit “Bad Girls Club.” The new reunion, titled “Bad Girls C…
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