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Sports · 22 September 2026
In a Monday Night Football spectacle that left fans wondering if the Rams were playing a game or a grand performance, the Los Angeles Rams trounced the New York Giants 28‑10, while Caleb Williams suffered a dramatic…
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Entertainment · 22 September 2026
Warner Chappell Music’s co‑chair and COO Carianne Marshall will leave at month‑end as the company streamlines leadership, with CEO Guy Moot taking on the sole chair role. The move sparks speculation about whether t…
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Entertainment · 22 September 2026
Paramount has finally convinced 12 state attorneys general to drop their antitrust lawsuit, clearing the path to acquire Warner Bros. Discovery before a looming $7 million per‑day fee kicks in.
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Environment · 21 September 2026
In a bold move, the White House has barred CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from its doors, citing 'fake news' while simultaneously drafting an executive order to re‑tune NIH grant oversight. The administration promises repor…
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Entertainment · 21 September 2026
In a move that feels like a scene from a political sitcom, President Trump has barred CNN, Politico, and MS NOW from newsgathering at the White House. The three outlets are filing a lawsuit to restore access, arguing the…
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Entertainment · 21 September 2026
In a bizarre casting twist, Ben Affleck nearly reunited with Jennifer Garner in his upcoming film Animals, only to abandon the idea after realizing the ‘baggage’ would outweigh the storyline.
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Entertainment · 21 September 2026
In a recent interview, Aaron Sorkin admitted that Jeremy Strong’s portrayal of Mark Zuckerberg on 'The Social Reckoning' involved treating his fellow actors exactly as the tech titan would, creating a comedic micro‑c…
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Entertainment · 20 September 2026
Prime Video cancelled the Hannah Waddingham and Octavia Spencer buddy dramedy after its first season, sparking a frantic search for a new home. Paramount TV Studios is now shuffling the cards, hoping the show can survive…
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Entertainment · 20 September 2026
In a scene that could have been ripped straight from a movie, actor Mark Ruffalo has taken a hard hat to the courtroom, urging California’s Attorney General Rob Bonta to refuse settlement on the Paramount‑Warner Bros…
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