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Balclutha Bounces Back: From Zombie Town to Dairy Darling

Business · 28 September 2026

Balclutha Bounces Back: From Zombie Town to Dairy Darling

The once‑dead town of Balclutha is rallying farmers, cafés and even a bank’s road cones to become a case study in rural resilience, proving that sometimes the only thing that can out‑grow a stagnant cash rate is a…

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