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Victorian Mortgage Helpline Goes Dark as Rates Bite

Finance · 1 October 2026

Victorian Mortgage Helpline Goes Dark as Rates Bite

The Victorian government’s free mortgage‑stress support service has temporarily shut its doors amid a surge in interest rates, leaving homeowners scrambling for guidance while market participants eye the next rate hi…

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