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Paris Baguettes, Bonds and a Bit of a Crisis

Finance · 26 October 2026

Paris Baguettes, Bonds and a Bit of a Crisis

Violent protests that saw municipal buildings set ablaze and shops looted sparked a sharp sell‑off in French bonds, widening the spread with German debt and prompting investors to flee to safety.

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