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Politics · 3 October 2026

Kerry's Two‑Act Terror Plot: From Widdecombe to Farage

Reginald Penny, London desk

Joshua Kerry faces murder and bomb‑plot charges after a missing tea cup led police to a bizarre chain of events.

Sports · 3 October 2026

Australia Sets New Margin Record in PNG Rout

Frank Bollard, Melbourne desk

Australia dismantled PNG with a 102-point victory, setting a new record for the largest margin of victory in a test match, with Rory Owen scoring the final try.

Politics · 3 October 2026

Greens Deputy Leader with National Roots Vows to 'Bury' Party Legacy

Rex Blister, Sydney desk

Steph Hodgins-May, a descendant of a National Party founder, announced a metaphorical plan to bury the party's history, featuring a green coffin and a lawnmower, which confused and amused political opponents.

Sports · 3 October 2026

Gagai's Kiwi Gambit: From Green‑Gold to Kiwi‑Red, Rugby League's Latest Plot Twist

Lotte Nguyen, Melbourne desk

Former Australian star Dane Gagai has announced he will represent New Zealand at the World Cup, joining teammate Kalyn Ponga in a switch that has left Australian fans baffled and mildly jealous.

World · 3 October 2026

Meghan’s ‘The Bench’ Bids for $38K, Then Vanishes Like a Royal Riddle

Rex Blister, Sydney desk

Meghan Markle’s first‑edition novel, allegedly signed by Princess Eugenie, was listed on eBay for $38,000 but disappeared after 72 hours, leaving collectors baffled.

Lighter · 3 October 2026

Eight tender pictures of hedgehogs

Picture Desk

Eight tender pictures of hedgehogs. A quiet list, with a few words beside each picture and the credit kept.

Sports · 3 October 2026

Norths Boss Hides Team Sheet Under Bed, Claims He Has Forgotten Where It Is

Frank Bollard, Melbourne desk

Norths Knights coach Justin Holbrook has revealed his grand final strategy is the single biggest secret in the building, leaving fans to speculate if it involves a surprise lineup or just a particularly aggressive game o…

Sports · 3 October 2026

Roosters Refuse Rest: Watson's Concussion Leaves Fans in a Daze

Frank Bollard, Melbourne desk

The Roosters have turned down a proposed week of rest for the grand final, leaving Connor Watson sidelined after a concussion, and fans are left to wonder if the club's decision is a masterstroke or a misfire.

Business · 3 October 2026

Peugeot Pulls Aussie Cars From the Road, Market Participants Breathe a Collective Sigh

Vera Chen, Sydney desk

Peugeot has announced a recall of hundreds of cars in Australia over a defect that could raise the risk of serious injury or death, prompting market participants to scramble for spare parts while the automotive industry…