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Australian Restaurateur Turns DC Foie Gras Debate into Political Showdown

Australian Restaurateur Turns DC Foie Gras Debate into Political Showdown

Alex Butterworth, the Australian behind a DC eatery favored by the MAGA crowd, has become the centre of a heated debate over a proposed citywide ban on foie gras.

His restaurant, known for its butter‑glazed duck dishes, has drawn attention from both sides of the political aisle. While animal‑rights activists push for a prohibition, Butterworth argues that such a ban would trample on culinary freedom and small‑business rights.

City officials have taken note of the growing conversation, as the issue has moved from the kitchen to the corridors of power. The outcome remains uncertain, but one thing is clear: Washington’s newest election flashpoint is being decided one bite at a time.

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