Tuesday, 3 November 2026

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Trump Mulls Renaming Lincoln Reflecting Pool in Marathon Midterm Pitch

Trump Mulls Renaming Lincoln Reflecting Pool in Marathon Midterm Pitch

During a 25‑minute speech to voters before the midterms, Donald Trump floated the idea of renaming the Lincoln Reflecting Pool as part of his Washington makeover plan.

if this one landed.