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Ryanair’s AI Plan: Pay Freeze, Crew Cuts and a Digital Future

Ryanair’s AI Plan: Pay Freeze, Crew Cuts and a Digital Future

Ryanair reported first‑half profit of €2.15 bn, down 15% on the same period last year, as the airline warns that its annual fuel bill could rise by about €2 bn.

The company’s chief executive said the higher fuel costs may force Ryanair to look at a pay freeze for staff and to explore additional cost‑cutting measures, including a greater use of artificial‑intelligence.

Among the ideas being examined are reducing the number of crew members on each flight and expanding AI‑driven tools such as chat‑bots for customer service and potentially for some in‑flight tasks.

Ryanair has not announced any plans to replace pilots or cabin crew with robots, but the speculation has sparked jokes about “digital pilots” and “chatbot flight attendants” that could one day hand out water.

The airline is not alone in turning to automation; other carriers already use self‑service kiosks, but Ryanair is exploring a broader AI role as part of its cost‑cutting toolbox.

These measures are intended to protect ticket prices while the carrier absorbs the €2 bn fuel cost increase.

Any pay freeze or crew reduction would, of course, affect staff morale – a point the airline acknowledges could be “a bit chilly.”

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