US Officials and Iranian Officials Unite at United Nations for Harmony Over Bus Routes

Amidst the ongoing war of words between the United States and Iran, a rather unexpected conversation occurred yesterday at the United Nations (UN) headquarters. It seems that President Donald Trump's son-in-law and advisor, Jared Kushner, and Iranian envoy Steve Witkoff were exchanging some pithy advice on how to efficiently navigate Tehran's famous traffic woes, particularly the city's notorious bus network.

The two officials sat in the UN's serenely cozy surroundings, exchanging stories about their own experiences on the city's bustling public transport system, and apparently exchanging tips on how to avoid the notorious holdups on bus routes. As the sun set over the UN's plenary hall, they agreed on the dire need for a smoother flow of transportation and vowed to collaborate back home to improve traffic congestion in Tehran.