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Road Rules Stumble Over Screen‑Distraction Gap, Driver Finds

Road Rules Stumble Over Screen‑Distraction Gap, Driver Finds

I discovered an absurd gap in our road rules when a screen‑related distraction caught my eye while driving, and the only guidance the law offered was a vague reminder to stay attentive.

The legislation treats screens as a single, static object, even though modern drivers juggle maps, messages and music on the same device. This creates a loophole that feels more like a magician’s trick than a sensible safety rule.

While governments are busy drafting amendments for electric scooters and autonomous vehicles, the clause that should address the ever‑present screen remains stuck in the past.

DRIVING School • Road Rules in Holland • Eindhoven • The NETHERLANDS-6 — OXLAEY.com, CC BY
DRIVING School • Road Rules in Holland • Eindhoven • The NETHERLANDS-6 — OXLAEY.com, CC BY

Until the legal wording catches up with reality, drivers will keep navigating the fine line between compliance and the irresistible glow of their devices, hoping the next update finally closes the gap.

if this one landed.