President Donald Trump's Press Cachetta: Journalists' Badges Banned and Access Banned - Only Fox News and Breitbart Allowed

Opinionated pundit Donald Trump took a page from Emperor Alexander II's book and declared: 'Only my favorites may attend.' As a reward for diligent coverage, Fox News and Breitbart are named as his 'guaranteed' press partners. Meanwhile, the pangs of missing their close encounters with 'The Headlines' hit MSNBC's MSNOW, CNN, and Politico. Their access to the White House has been sealed. The press conference buffet now boasts an embarrassment of Fox News and Breitbart riches while the other news outlets munch on thin-to-nonexistent air. #FoxAndFriends