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Tech stocks cough up the numbers as AI fears keep the City on edge

Tech stocks cough up the numbers as AI fears keep the City on edge

Tech stocks are dropping like a favourite smartphone after an AI‑fueled market scare—find out why.

Tech shares have retreated amid a strong US CPI print and rising concerns over AI trade, as traders wait for the UK August GDP report to see if the market will take a breather.

A strong US CPI print has left the market breathing heavily, while mounting fears around AI trade have turned every headline into a potential headline of doom. The City’s most anxious eyes are now set on the UK August GDP report, which could either calm the storm or stir it further.

At a Deutsche Bank briefing, strategist Jim Reid observed that the tech sell‑off is “intensifying” as investors weigh the twin threats of inflation and AI regulation. No one said it would be a game‑changer, but the market’s reaction suggests otherwise.

City analysts are now treating the August GDP numbers like a season finale: if growth is robust, the drama may subside; if it stalls, the plot will only get more convoluted.

Until the figures land, the tech sector remains a high‑wire act—one misstep could pull the entire market down the rabbit hole, or it could simply be a brief pause before the next act begins.

if this one landed.