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Financial Folly: Bankers' Dilemma - What to do about Roadside Roadkill

Financial Folly: Bankers' Dilemma - What to do about Roadside Roadkill

At a time when New Zealand banks could've used some rabbits to stabilise the stock market, the Reserve Bank gets wrapped up in a strange game involving roadside roadkill.

Executives at a big investment bank caught us all by surprise when they announced that they would soon be adding roadside roadkill to their risk and price modelling. But the Reserve Bank gets caught up in a very weird situation involving unemployed rabbits and a bank's balance sheet.

if this one landed.