Trump Announces 'Massive' Greenland Drill: Arctic's New Frontier or Frostbite?

President Trump declared a massive oil, gas and mineral exploration program in Greenland, prompting cheers from energy lobbyists and frosty commentary from climate activists.

In a press briefing, the former president said the United States would begin preparations for a massive exploration effort in the northernmost country.

Critics note that the word "massive" sounds more like a marketing slogan than a geological assessment, and the only thing colder than the Arctic winds is the reaction from climate scientists.

The only thing that may truly be massive is the number of tweets about it, while the ice caps continue to keep the planet cool.