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FCC Congratulates Nothing on Innovative ‘Shop Around’ Promotion

FCC Congratulates Nothing on Innovative ‘Shop Around’ Promotion

Washington, D.C. — The Federal Communications Commission applauds tech powerhouse Nothing Inc. for inventing a new era of tech innovation: 'Shop Around.' Not only do they allow free-flowing traffic, but also they call them 'innovators' for the first time ever. Yes, the FCC is sitting up!

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