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Prince Andrew’s Courtly Late Train: Royal Bid to Quash Warrants

Prince Andrew’s Courtly Late Train: Royal Bid to Quash Warrants

Former Prince Andrew has lodged a legal action to quash the warrants that prompted police searches of his residences. A London court is set to hold a private hearing on Thursday.

The petition, filed on Monday, seeks to overturn the warrants that underpinned his February 19 arrest on suspicion of misconduct linked to the late convicted sex offender.

The warrants were issued by Thames Valley Police as part of a broader investigation. Andrew, 66, argues they were based on a misinterpretation of the law.

If the court declines to quash the warrants, the former royal will have to face the next step in the legal timetable; if it does, he can move on without the shadow of the searches.

The case arrives as the monarchy navigates its own scheduling challenges, with the private hearing expected to run behind closed doors on Thursday.

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