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B‑1 Bombers Gone: US Pulls All B‑1s from RAF Fairford After ‘No Explosives’ Alert

B‑1 Bombers Gone: US Pulls All B‑1s from RAF Fairford After ‘No Explosives’ Alert

The US Air Force removed all B‑1 bombers from RAF Fairford after a security incident that prompted evacuations; the Pentagon confirmed the aircraft have returned to the United States and police found no explosives.

The incident began when a flicker on the base’s security monitors triggered a full‑scale evacuation. The base, known for its long runways that can host jumbo jets, had to clear the bombers before the morning rush of other traffic.

Five London‑based security teams that were on standby for the event have now stood down.

WWII B25 Bomber - CAF Camarillo — tkksummers, CC BY-SA
WWII B25 Bomber - CAF Camarillo — tkksummers, CC BY-SA

The removal has sparked speculation among aviation enthusiasts, ranging from jokes about the bombers being “tired of the British weather” to tongue‑in‑cheek theories that it was a Pentagon PR exercise. None of these claims have been confirmed.

The British Ministry of Defence said the base remains fully operational and no damage was sustained during the evacuation.

The B‑1s are now back in the United States, awaiting their next assignment.

Assembling B-25 bombers at North American Aviation, Kansas City, Kansas.jpg — Wikimedia Commons
Assembling B-25 bombers at North American Aviation, Kansas City, Kansas.jpg — Wikimedia Commons

if this one landed.