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Queensland's 55% Legal Cigarette Surge Fuels Federal Blueprint to Tackle $8.5bn Illicit Market

Queensland's 55% Legal Cigarette Surge Fuels Federal Blueprint to Tackle $8.5bn Illicit Market

In a state where you can still buy a pack from a street corner, Queensland’s legal cigarette sales have jumped 55 percent. The federal cabinet is seizing on that spike, saying it proves street‑level enforcement can finally out‑smoke the $8.5 billion black‑market tobacco trade, and has backed a Queensland‑led blueprint to crack down on illicit gangs.

The plan leans heavily on the numbers, promising more boots on the ground and tighter inspections to choke the flow of illegal packs.

Critics warn the blueprint is untested and could push smugglers into riskier tactics, arguing that success will be measured not just in fewer contraband packs but in the billions of tax revenue that could be reclaimed.

Nonetheless, the cabinet’s confidence is clear: a 55 percent surge in legal sales is the headline they need to convince the public that the fight against illicit tobacco gangs is finally gaining ground.

if this one landed.