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Putin Pitches Oil to U.S. Envoys, Linking Deal to Trump Allies

Putin Pitches Oil to U.S. Envoys, Linking Deal to Trump Allies

During a virtual U.S.–Russia summit on Ukraine, Vladimir Putin shifted the conversation from ceasefire talks to a proposal to sell Russian energy assets.

The offer, according to U.S. president’s envoys, is tied to business interests linked to former President Trump’s inner circle, sparking concerns about potential conflicts of interest.

U.S. diplomats, who were preparing for a discussion on sanctions and aid, were suddenly faced with questions about how a sale of Russian energy assets could benefit individuals connected to the former president.

State Department analysts, accustomed to parsing sanctions regimes, now had to consider the implications of a commercial transaction that could blur the line between diplomatic negotiations and private gain.

Critics on both sides warned that mixing Ukraine aid with an oil transaction could muddy international diplomacy, especially given the involvement of Trump allies.

As the talks continue, the proposal remains a point of contention, highlighting the complex interplay between geopolitical strategy and commercial interests.

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