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Canadian Commuters Drop Off South Florida’s Rent Rolls

Business · 1 October 2026

Canadian Commuters Drop Off South Florida’s Rent Rolls

A trade spat between the U.S. and Canada has cooled the influx of Canadian visitors to South Florida, rattling local hospitality earnings and prompting a Fed‑fueled briefing that touted a robust, robust, robust, robust…

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