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Business · 4 October 2026
After a three‑month hold‑out, WIN confirmed that Network 10 will be removed from the regional markets of Mount Gambier, the Riverland and Griffith, underscoring the licence holder’s warning about the uncertain…
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Business · 4 October 2026
Mascot’s new terminal is a nod to Sydney’s aviation past, but market participants keep arguing that the real heritage is still at Rose Bay, where flying boats once ruled the skies.
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Business · 4 October 2026
Full Circle’s inaugural production, featuring home‑grown stars Joey Haenen and Jazz Garcia, has turned Adelaide’s theatre scene into a surprisingly lucrative venture for market participants, with ticket sales proje…
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Business · 4 October 2026
During the Black Summer, mobile networks failed in the heat, forcing locals to depend on ham radios and hand‑to‑hand messages. Telecom firms now promise ‘fire‑proof’ batteries, but the real punchline is that th…
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Business · 3 October 2026
Hollywood has secured the film rights to Colleen Hoover's bestseller "Verity," sparking a frenzy of budget speculation, a 200‑meter‑wide soundstage, and a streaming partnership that promises to keep the profits rolli…
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Business · 3 October 2026
MAAP has opened a cycling‑centric café that doubles as a race‑screen hub, blending concrete chic with latte‑powered investment talk. The quirky design and live race feed promise a fresh revenue stream for the comp…
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Business · 3 October 2026
Peugeot has announced a recall of hundreds of cars in Australia over a defect that could raise the risk of serious injury or death, prompting market participants to scramble for spare parts while the automotive industry…
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Business · 3 October 2026
The Australian Tax Office’s latest database reveals that several high‑profile technology firms, including a Microsoft subsidiary and Netflix, are paying negligible corporate tax. The report has sparked a flurry of ma…
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Business · 3 October 2026
As a wave of boomers marches into retirement, Sydney’s property market and lenders are scrambling to adjust rates, pensions and workspace, all while market participants debate whether this is a crisis or a golden oppor…
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