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World · 15 October 2026
Yunnan now supplies almost all of China’s coffee beans, fueling a nationwide surge in cafés and a cultural shift from tea to espresso. The bean‑laden revolution is reshaping daily rituals and agricultural ambitions…
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Politics · 15 October 2026
An inquest at Doncaster Coroner’s Court, set for 10 a.m. Thursday, will probe the death of a man who entered a tiger’s enclosure at a wildlife park. The hearing promises a blend of legal rigor and animal‑instinct…
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World · 14 October 2026
Serhii Kuznetsov, a Ukrainian special forces officer, is set to go on trial in Hamburg for his alleged role in the 2022 sabotage of the Nord Stream gas pipelines. He denies involvement in the attacks that left the pipeli…
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Sports · 14 October 2026
The Australian team delivered a stonking victory over South Africa in Durban, prompting pundits to ask whether the winners could actually improve further.
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Entertainment · 14 October 2026
Duane “Keffe D” Davis received a 40‑year‑to‑life sentence in Nevada for orchestrating Tupac Shakur’s 1996 murder, closing a cold case that has haunted hip‑hop fans for nearly thirty years.
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Sports · 14 October 2026
Manchester City manager Enzo Maresca defends his team's post-match celebration at Liverpool's Anfield Stadium following their 3-0 victory. The mysterious confetti incident has sparked a meme trend, with fans imagining Ma…
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World · 13 October 2026
A cyber-attack defrosted refrigerators in 150-200 Intermarché stores and nearly 100 Cooperative U outlets, ruining fresh and frozen goods worth millions.
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Environment · 10 October 2026
Indian police detained Abhijeet Dipke, founder of the satirical Cockroach Janta Party, just before the group was due to protest the Election Commission in New Delhi.
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World · 10 October 2026
India’s Cockroach Janta Party leaders were detained in New Delhi ahead of a planned mass protest. Authorities responded by deploying thousands of security personnel and suspending transport and telecommunications servi…
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