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World · 4 October 2026
Iran’s government has signaled a willingness to drive a regional conflict to its limits, prompting analysts to liken the move to the Trump‑era foreign‑policy missteps that now serve as cautionary case studies. Poli…
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World · 1 October 2026
A judge in Mexico has set a Friday 10 a.m. verdict for a murder case that arrives just in time for the victims’ parents to board a flight back to Perth. The timing has sparked a tongue‑in‑cheek look at the sync‑o…
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Politics · 29 September 2026
With all but two senators formally out of the running, the party's leadership battle moves to a Sydney venue for a week of consensus-seeking that looks suspiciously like a very expensive group therapy session.
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Environment · 27 September 2026
A specialized logistics team is currently guiding 80-metre wind turbine blades through Sydney streets, turning a routine transit into a masterclass in civic anxiety and precise navigation.
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Environment · 27 September 2026
A decade of grid instability in South Australia, triggered by a massive storm, led to an informal wager between two wealthy individuals that inadvertently accelerated the adoption of battery storage, fundamentally changi…
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Sports · 19 September 2026
In a match that read more like a one‑act play than a sport, the Australian side’s star batter stole the scene with a 75‑ball century, leaving the Zimbabwean team to ponder what went wrong while the crowd cheered li…
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