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Business · 11 October 2026
The season’s first Atlantic hurricane, Isaias, is on a path to the northern Gulf Coast, and oil companies are tightening safety measures while adding a touch of humor to their preparations.
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Business · 10 October 2026
President Trump’s surprise deal with Russia aims to cool soaring fuel prices and soothe his party ahead of next month’s midterm elections, sparking a chorus of bewildered commentary.
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Business · 10 October 2026
Shein’s UK revenue jumped 26% to £2.58 bn, overtaking rival Asos after the retailer exploited a duty‑free parcel exemption that lets low‑value shipments enter the country without customs charges.
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Business · 9 October 2026
President Trump has floated a proposal to lower fuel prices as the midterm elections approach, a move that comes amid soaring gasoline costs and a cost‑of‑living crunch for many Americans. Details on how the reductio…
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Business · 9 October 2026
Aurum Resources reported new drill results from its West African Boundiali project, revealing 29 million tonnes at 2.08 g/t gold and a higher‑grade 5.85 million‑tonne zone at 8.77 g/t, ahead of a forthcoming…
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Finance · 9 October 2026
Goldman Sachs is set to award up to $500 million (£378 million) to its 20 senior bankers, one of the biggest bonus payouts in the firm’s history.
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Entertainment · 9 October 2026
Netflix and Shondaland have ordered an untitled limited‑series prequel that follows a young Lady Violet and her courtship with Viscount Edmund Bridgerton, marking the second spinoff in the Bridgerton franchise.
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Business · 8 October 2026
Chancellor Rishi Healey has called the chief executives of Britain’s biggest high‑street retailers and hospitality groups into a pre‑budget briefing, warning that the upcoming budget could trigger a new business�…
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Sports · 8 October 2026
At his launch event, Australian Open CEO Andrew Abdo mistakenly referred to world No 1 Jannik Sinner as ‘Jacob Sinner’, prompting a wave of chuckles from the Rod Laver Arena crowd and spawning a flurry of m…
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