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Shein’s cheap‑parcel coup: outsells Asos as UK duty‑free loophole fuels 26% revenue surge

Shein’s cheap‑parcel coup: outsells Asos as UK duty‑free loophole fuels 26% revenue surge

Shein’s UK boom has been powered by a little‑known customs rule that lets parcels under a certain value slip through duty‑free. By pricing its items low enough to qualify, the Chinese‑born fast‑fashion giant flooded the British market with ultra‑cheap garments.

The strategy paid off: UK revenue rose 26% to £2.58 bn, enough to push Shein past home‑grown rival Asos in sales volume. The numbers read like a punchline, but the economics are serious – a modest exemption turned a global retailer into a domestic heavyweight.

Asos, meanwhile, feels the pressure of a wave of cheap, duty‑free imports that arrive faster than a British summer can turn rainy. The British fast‑fashion contender now faces the prospect of re‑thinking its pricing, logistics, or even its definition of “fast”.

Industry watchers wonder whether the exemption will survive the next budget review or become a permanent fixture of the UK retail landscape. Until then, British wardrobes are likely to see even more Shein pieces, courtesy of parcels that arrive without a duty‑free bill.

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