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World · 15 October 2026
Elon Musk blames the U.S. government for limiting Ukraine’s Starlink access, while Ukrainian officials report speed caps that have forced mission cancellations and raised fears the Pentagon is throttling service to hel…
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World · 15 October 2026
US consumer prices rose 3.7% year‑over‑year in September, driven by higher motor fuel costs, adding fresh pressure on households and the Federal Reserve just weeks before the midterm elections.
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World · 13 October 2026
As the U.S. midterm election approaches, a deluge of polls offers a snapshot of the electorate but no crystal‑ball certainty. Analysts tout their data to chart President Trump’s final two years, yet the numbers shift…
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World · 9 October 2026
U.S. prosecutors have charged former Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife with conspiracy to commit torture of U.S. citizens, adding to the existing drug‑trafficking indictment.
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World · 7 October 2026
Christa Pike, a 50‑year‑old death‑row inmate, survived a botched lethal injection in Tennessee, regaining consciousness and speaking while under critical medical care.
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World · 5 October 2026
A U.S. Marine was arrested in Okinawa on suspicion of robbery and murder of a woman. Japan lodged a formal protest, urging the U.S. military to take appropriate action. Washington has issued statements and the case is un…
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World · 4 October 2026
A medical jet disappeared off Massachusetts after a dramatic drop, prompting a Coast Guard search.
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World · 4 October 2026
Former President Donald Trump urged Republicans to vote by mail, even as he boasted about his popularity in Brazil, where voters view his campaign as a stand‑in for their own elections.
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World · 3 October 2026
President Trump announced that former SEC chief Jay Clayton will serve as the White House’s inaugural AI czar, tasked with steering policy on the fast‑growing artificial‑intelligence sector.
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