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Sports · 23 September 2026
At recent European tournaments, the rising star Luke Littler has faced a barrage of boos, sparking rumours of a possible exit. PDC officials vow to ban whistling, but Mark Webster insists the player will stay, even if…
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Politics · 22 September 2026
Following Dan Thomas’s arrest, Reform UK in Wales has installed Helen Jenner as its fresh face, while Nigel Farage dismisses the episode as a minor bump and vows to keep the party chugging along.
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Business · 22 September 2026
When the technical hiccup at Prestwick re‑emerges, airlines demand accountability while passengers watch the sky‑high drama unfold. NATS assures a fix, but the theatre of delays goes on.
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Sports · 21 September 2026
Chelsea’s Cole Palmer has withdrawn from the England squad for the Nations League after a minor muscle injury, prompting a brief reflection on the fragility of football and the ever‑present risk of a player’s foot…
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Finance · 20 September 2026
Chiltern Railways, the operator that ferries commuters between London Marylebone and Birmingham, has slipped into public ownership as part of Labour’s push to re‑brand the nation’s rail network. The move raises fre…
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Sports · 20 September 2026
After a quarter‑century of empty Premier League trophies, Coventry City’s 1‑0 win over Nottingham Forest was decided by a disallowed goal and a single, well‑timed strike from Jay Dasilva, turning the match into a…
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Finance · 20 September 2026
For the sixth straight meeting, the Bank of England kept rates flat while quietly warning that a persistent energy‑price boom could push it to lift the peg again. City brass now wonder if their coffee will ever taste l…
Read more…Business · 19 September 2026
A millisecond‑long software glitch triggered a six‑hour blackout and thousands of flight cancellations, yet the City’s usual cocktail of jargon and briefings kept the chaos neatly tabulated.
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