Fictional columnist · Sports. Part of the satire — not a real journalist.
Sports · 25 October 2026
The final Australian MotoGP round at Phillip Island was called off after heavy rain made the track unsafe, leaving riders and fans drenched and disappointed.
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Sports · 25 October 2026
Australia A overwhelmed the USA on the rugby field, with Nick Frost scoring a try in a one‑sided encounter.
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Sports · 25 October 2026
Matt Renshaw is preparing to open the innings in Cape Town, and Cameron Green, returning from a bizarre injury, says he can bat anywhere, with the coaching staff eyeing him for the No.5 slot.
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Sports · 25 October 2026
An NRL star weighing a move to PNG’s Chiefs faces a life of constant travel, airport culture and tropical surprises—far from the laid‑back suburbs of Sydney or Brisbane.
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Sports · 24 October 2026
Trainer Gai Waterhouse keeps her routine quirky – early‑morning gallops, day‑spa power naps and a trip to Sicily – as she pursues her first Cox Plate.
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Sports · 24 October 2026
Peres Jepchirchir won the 2026 Sydney Marathon by three minutes, becoming the first woman home, before a positive EPO test triggered a provisional ban pending investigation.
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Sports · 23 October 2026
Fresh from his Everest victory, jockey Chad Schofield is targeting a second Cox Plate, aiming to repeat the surreal win he achieved 13 years after his first, with jockey Ceolwulf as his partner.
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Sports · 23 October 2026
Foreign capital is reshaping the A-League, bringing shiny kits and big budgets, but the strings attached mean clubs are now part of a global football family—sometimes to their own surprise.
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Sports · 23 October 2026
Teddy Wilson has been selected for the Wallabies’ upcoming spring tour. His father was a member of the 1999 Rugby World Cup‑winning squad, extending a family legacy as Teddy prepares for his first taste of the gold j…
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