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Sports · 3 October 2026
Jaxon Purdue's decisive try for the Australian PM's XIII against Papua New Guinea resulted in a 6-0 lead, leaving the PNG sideline stunned and the fans questioning the reality of the match.
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Sports · 3 October 2026
Lachlan Galvin's short ball, dubbed the 'Galvin Peach,' found Ezra Mam, who struck a decisive goal to secure a surprising victory for Papua New Guinea.
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Sports · 3 October 2026
Australia dismantled PNG with a 102-point victory, setting a new record for the largest margin of victory in a test match, with Rory Owen scoring the final try.
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Sports · 3 October 2026
Norths Knights coach Justin Holbrook has revealed his grand final strategy is the single biggest secret in the building, leaving fans to speculate if it involves a surprise lineup or just a particularly aggressive game o…
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Sports · 3 October 2026
The Roosters have turned down a proposed week of rest for the grand final, leaving Connor Watson sidelined after a concussion, and fans are left to wonder if the club's decision is a masterstroke or a misfire.
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Sports · 3 October 2026
In a tongue‑in‑cheek look at the Roosters’ loyal following, we unpack why fans keep loving a side that treats them like a pile‑of‑scraps, with a nod to the sport’s brutal love‑hate cycle.
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Sports · 3 October 2026
The Newcastle Knights snatched the NRL grand final from the Sydney Roosters, turning last year’s wooden spoon into a glittering trophy and proving that redemption can be served on a silver platter.
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Sports · 3 October 2026
A single, heartfelt gesture from two Roosters legends convinced a determined mum to lift her ban on her son Mark, turning a potential career‑ending decision into a triumphant comeback.
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Sports · 3 October 2026
Geelong’s Georgie Prespakis and Nina Morrison lead a dominant Cats win over Richmond, yet Dees skipper’s neck injury remains an unanswered question.
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