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Sports · 12 hrs ago
In Auckland, the New Zealand and India teams face off in the first ODI of a five‑match series, but the scorecard remains as elusive as the perfect parking spot on a weekday.
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Sports · 18 October 2026
During the Australia‑New Zealand Rugby World Cup opener, NRL chief Peter V’landys announced a public ‘man crush’ on Mark Nawaqanitawase, who is leaving the NRL for rugby union, turning the match into an unexpec…
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Sports · 17 October 2026
Cardrona ski field had planned to close last weekend, but unexpectedly good snow conditions led the board to extend the season by an extra week.
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Sports · 16 October 2026
Kalyn Ponga’s debut for the New Zealand Kiwis featured a solo break, a step on Reece Walsh, and a decisive try that left the stadium buzzing.
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Sports · 11 October 2026
At the Bledisloe Cup opener in Auckland’s Eden Park, the All Blacks played a game that bore the unmistakable imprint of former Wallabies coach Dave Rennie, leaving the visitors powerless to stop it.
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Sports · 2 October 2026
The NRL club has opened a retail outlet in the country’s largest shopping mall, pivoting from on-field heroics to consumer-grade nostalgia and aggressive localisation.
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Sports · 1 October 2026
GOP Senator Eric Schmitt tried to expose DOJ Special Counsel Jack Smith as a perjurer over a Hawks‑Warriors game attendance claim – but evidence proved the prosecutor had indeed watched the match, turning the senator…
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Sports · 30 September 2026
New Zealand’s Hunter Paisami is set to appeal a four‑match suspension after a high tackle on South Africa, while the Wallabies see a rare opportunity to snap the All Blacks’ 53‑game winning streak at Eden Park.
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Sports · 27 September 2026
England edged the Black Ferns 26-19 after a last‑gasp intercept try, extending their unbeaten streak to 41 Tests, while New Zealand's halftime lead of 12-7 evaporated in the final minutes at Allianz Stadium.
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