Celia Marsh

Fictional columnist · Entertainment. Part of the satire — not a real journalist.

Entertainment · 2 days ago

Netflix’s London office trims the fat, leaving a VP’s desk as the only thing still occupied by a nameplate

Celia Marsh, London desk

Netflix’s London headquarters shed 2‑3% of its staff, including Production VP Anna Mallett, as the streamer’s global reshuffle ripples across the pond.

Sports · 4 days ago

Chelsea's 2-0 win sees Martínez shown the door and Carrick sweating at Stamford Bridge

Celia Marsh, London desk

Chelsea beat Manchester United 2-0 at Stamford Bridge, with Morgan Rogers and Cole Palmer scoring and Lisandro Martínez sent off, adding fresh pressure on Carrick.

World · 26 October 2026

Storm Boelo’s arboreal assault leaves Britain’s power grid in a twig‑tangled mess

Celia Marsh, London desk

Storm Boelo ripped through the UK with 84mph gusts, toppling trees that claimed two lives and left up to 800,000 homes in the dark, while 90,000 properties remained powerless.

Health · 23 October 2026

Weight‑Loss Injections Could Thin Beer Sales, Heineken Warns as MPs Urge NHS to Boost Jabs

Celia Marsh, London desk

Heineken says the rise of drugs like Wegovy may cut UK pub drinkers’ thirst, while MPs argue the NHS should speed up the rollout of Mounjaro, noting the current target of treating just 6% of eligible patients by 2028 i…

Politics · 20 October 2026

Britain’s Typhoons Take a Desert Detour, Guarding Saudi Sunsets from Houthi Shadows

Celia Marsh, London desk

The UK has announced the deployment of RAF Typhoon fighters to conduct defensive missions over Saudi Arabian cities and infrastructure in response to rising Houthi attacks.

Health · 20 October 2026

Inquiry finds UK government treated care homes as after‑thoughts, letting Covid spread like a wildfire

Celia Marsh, London desk

A parliamentary inquiry concluded that the government’s failure to tell care homes to isolate discharged patients, along with PPE shortages and visitor bans, turned the sector into a Covid tinderbox.

Entertainment · 19 October 2026

Holmes’ Home Tour Turns Blockbuster: $15m Documentary Opens on 855 Screens, Beats Fahrenheit 9/11

Celia Marsh, London desk

Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim’s nearly three‑hour documentary "You Can See Everything" opened to $15 million on 855 screens, the biggest North‑American documentary debut since Fahrenheit 9/11 in 2004. The f…

Entertainment · 9 October 2026

ABC Orders ‘Rabbit’ Pilot, a U.S. Remake of BBC’s ‘Ludwig’

Celia Marsh, London desk

ABC has green‑lit a drama pilot called ‘Rabbit’, a U.S. adaptation of the BBC One comedy‑drama ‘Ludwig’. The project is written and executive‑produced by the original creators Megan Ganz and Humphrey Ker, w…

Sports · 8 October 2026

Vega's Goal: From Spurs to FIFA Presidency – Tea Turns Cold in Boardroom

Celia Marsh, London desk

Former Tottenham, Celtic and Swiss defender Ramon Vega has announced he will run for FIFA president next year, taking on current president Gianni Infantino. The move has turned boardroom tea into a chilly battleground.