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World · 4 hrs ago
A suspicious fire at the Grand Burstin Hotel in Folkestone forced around 280 guests and nearby residents to flee, turning the seaside resort into a midnight corridor of bewildered evacuees and cold tea.
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Entertainment · 5 hrs ago
The latest video‑game‑to‑screen conversion has provoked a surprising wave of aristocratic outrage, with the film’s director finding himself the unwitting centre of a polite yet fervent protest in the capital’s…
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Sports · 6 hrs ago
Rory McIlroy starts the final day two shots off the leaders after a wobbling round, as Italy’s Manuel Elvira and Filippo Celli sit side‑by‑side at the top of the BMW PGA Championship leaderboard.
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World · 7 hrs ago
As Germans head to the polls, Chancellor Friedrich Merz faces a cascade of state contests that could reshape his government, while his advisers scramble over stale tea and policy drafts.
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World · 7 hrs ago
Earl Spencer has publicly accused King Charles of psychological manipulation, citing a gaslit treatment that mirrors the media’s assault on Princess Diana. The royal family’s private corridors are now the subject of…
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Sports · 23 hrs ago
England’s T20 side thumped Sri Lanka at Old Trafford, reclaiming the world‑number‑one ranking in a performance as crisp as freshly brewed tea left to cool on the sidelines.
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